Hallowed Ground, Chicken Hawks, and Cowards

Republican and Tea Party cowards unite!

OMG!! The Muslims are proposing that we defile the “hallowed ground” of Ground Zero!!!! They must be terrorists, because they obviously don’t appreciate the sensitivity of the area near the Trade Centers!!! Despite the fact that they are American citizens, and many Muslims were killed in 9/11. Right, Newt and Sarah??? OMG!! We need to stop the building of this mosque, because otherwise we’re all going to die!!!!   But we’re brave patriots – Give me Liberty or Give Me Death! Unless I could be offended in some way, which is certainly worse than death, so, by all means, let’s just toss the Constitution if it’s inconvenient. We need to stop this!!

 Well. actually, not stop this – actually, we must UNDO this. We must undo what’s been going on in this area for generations without objection. Since we are real patriots, we must require that all of the current businesses in the area fold up shop and go elsewhere, lest we offend the brave Americans who died in the 9/11 tragedy. No more trivializing the tragedy with strip clubs, off-track betting and Burger King, which have been running businesses in this area forever. No more coffee shops, T-shirt stands, or doughnut shops. Because that’s what the terrorists want. And anyone running these companies is obviously in league with Hamas, the Iranians, the Saudis, or Bin Laden himself.

 For the sake of our children, we need to ask our political leaders about their thoughts on freedom of religion, and whether it’s appropriate. About whether or not we should pay attention to the Constitution, because we’re so busy ranting about how we support it. Except when we don’t really like it. You know, we should ask the politicians who have sworn to uphold the Constitution whether or not they actually plan to do so. Or just terrorize people by vilifying our fellow citizens because we’re cowardly chickenshits hiding under our desks. Because that’s what Republican Tea-Party tough-guys do.

 Because they really are tough guys, you know?  But, let’s see. How many of them have actually fought for our freedoms or have been willing to make any sacrifice at all? Like, say serving in the military, paying taxes to support our troops in a war they support, or eating less butter, or anything at all? Sarah Palin? Newt Gingrich? Rush Limbaugh? Glenn Beck? Michele Bachmann? Sean Hannity? Bill O’Reilly? Karl Rove? George Bush? Dick Morris? Dick Cheney? Liz Cheney? John Boehner? Mitch McConnell?

 OK, not a single one. They’re big on sending others to fight, but not willing to actually do anything whatsoever themselves. Not even spending one dime in taxes, not a single damned thing.

 Sounds to me like the definition of “chicken hawk” and “coward”. But who am I to say? I actually believe in the Constitution.  So, note the following anti-Christian, pro-Muslim, terrorist-sympathizing, anti-American businesses within the “hallowed grounds”
of Ground Zero.  Which of course you will be insisting be moved farther from the pits to honor those who died.  Or, of course, you won’t do anything remotely similar.

 

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So, all of you FOX-watching, Palin-worshiping, science-denying, idiots – stand up and support the actual Constitution and the basic concepts of what it means to be an American and support those who sacrificed on 9/11, or shut the f**k up, you hypocritical cowards.